Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Well, I'll be translating Fariq's creative piece of essay from BM into English, firstly, just for the fun of it, and secondly, to show the world that even dumb guys have fantastically creative brains. *I'm not referring to Fariq* LOL. Also, please note that : There are vulgarities, cause mainly its Fariq's work. Don't get me wrong k. I'm just the translator. =D
OMG Nah, I decided not to publish it. Its just so, wrong. Hah.. After typing for more than 20 minutes and squeezing my brain juice down the drain, I decided not to. Anyway, do visit their blog and read Fariq's posts. Its in malay, so yeah. Enjoy =D
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Well, I dug out my piggie bank cuz money was overflowing from where coins were supposed to go in. So yeah, going to exchange for cash the next time I visit the bank. Don't know how much I have there =P I'm rich now I'm rich! Heh.. I only emptied the 10cents and 20cent one.. The ones where I stored only 50cents coins didn't overflow yet, so I'll just store it. Plus I love 50cents. Anyway, this is how much I've saved over, umm, I don't really know how long, but yeah. =P
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Today marks the last day of my holidays. The long, seemingly endless holiday at a point, eventually came to an end. And I'll be sleeping early, waking up early, doing exactly what I've been doing since I first went to school. Ahh, sure, I'm going to enjoy what lies ahead of me.
Dad's coming home from Vietnam today, and will be going off to India tomorrow. Lol, he's like, never home. Wont complain much cause I know what he does, he does it for all of us. Mm.. Whenever I stumble upon obstacles in life, Lola, my grandmother on my mother's side, is the only one I can talk to. Its more like talking to a wall you see. She left too early, too early for me to even get to know her. Vivid memories of her and me, playing in our old house in Sri Muda, that's, all that is left in me.
God, make me stronger.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The thing was, remember the 1st soccer match between Malaysia XI and Manchester United? It ended with a score of 2-3. Malaysia lost. Well, Najib couldn't watch that match due to his religious visit in Mecca. When he found out that Malaysia was narrowly beaten by his favourite team, MU, he actually said something that upsetted me, "Oh, we were that close? 3-2? I thought we lost 0-6" Okay, being a Prime Minister, is that what you want the WHOLE of Malaysia to read what you just said? Where's your patriotic spirit you undeserving PM? At least, learn to lie la.. Despite having an ever-so-deteriorating quality of soccer standards in Malaysia, still, it doesn't give him the rights to publicly make that statement. I, on behalf of all the soccer players of Malaysia XI, would like to thank you la, thank you so much Najib, for humiliating Malaysia XI in front of your whole nation.
I'm hoping that the ISA wont arrest me for this. =P Anyway, it's so true. I'm not supporting MU anymore. Oh, come to think of it, I've never supported them anyway. Hmm.. Malaysia Boleh! Now, I deserve to be the PM more than 'he' does, right? At least I know how to lie to my nation. =P
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
So if I write english, will I not be able to speak english? That does not make sense right. Well well, weird people tend to revolve around me eh. Hmm.. =P
Monday, July 20, 2009
-Bring her out for romantic dinners
-Take her out on an unforgettable date
-Take her out for movies
-Go for a vacation together, eg. Italy/France/England
-Pick her up for any possible outings/date
Well, there's just too many. The thing is, why should the guys pay for everything? Does that make them a better boyfriend? Yea, I know why, I know what a guy is supposed to do, but why do the girls go overboard? Its like an addiction, sooner or later, it becomes a habit. When a guy don't take a girl out for a date, due to whatever reasons, most commonly financial issues, the girl goes : "What, you used to take me out every night and now?" Lol fine, call me judgemental. Just that I really can't see what's gotten into their heads. I asked a friend of mine, a girl, on whether she's going for her school's prom. This was the convo :
Girl replied : Yeah, if a guy asked me to it.
Me : Oh, okay. So, are your friends going with you?
Girl : Umm, don't think so.. We don't have boyfriends to pay for our tickets.
Lol, you know, being me, I just couldn't stand it. It's not stated in the bible that a guy should pay for a girl, nor have I seen any rules like that in books. Its just the state of mind. Yes, I would pay for my girl's bill. But that all depends. If she's considerate, she'll go dutch. Otherwise, don't bother of being my girlfriend.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
So okay. I actually liked Harry Potter more than any other movies I've watched over the past few months. Why? Cuz the story line here is a lil clearer than the ones before this, and I liked the romance part =P Ahh, anyway, its recommended by me, if you insist in watching a time/money worthy movie. Obsessed is good too. I'm sure you know what the movie is about - An infatuation of a woman towards a guy who never had feelings for her. =)
Uh, and last night, I went to Asia cafe to meet up with my friends before watching Harry Potter. The thing was, one of the pondans there purposely swept his hands across my butt. I was like, omg... A gay dude just touched me.. Okay whatever. Its humiliating. I never want to know what being raped feels like. It'll just hurt deep down to the bottommost of one's soul. So guys, don't rape. =D
Anyway, when I got home and entered the toilet, I saw this :
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Carol Tan and Denise. James and my companion. =D
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Anyway, the big night's finally coming, in less than 24 hours. Ahh.. All's set and ready to go.. Will post the pics on saturday night. =D Gotta shower for now, dinner, then spend the midnight with my friends, after a week long without going out at midnight. =D I know, I've been a good boy.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Government is being irrationally irradical. If I were to be Najib, I'd sack the education ministry. Personally babeh, personally. I'm lucky to be out of school, or should I say, the unlucky ones are those in form 1. Or wait, the batches in 2012...? Hmm.. Whatever it is, donkeys rule our government. Sad case..
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Hmm, I was driving to my bro's gym to pick him and his friends up. On the way there, you know Shah Alam well right, a place where jam is part and parcel of life, well, the thing was, traffic police were scattered all over Shah Alam to smoothen traffic flow. Anyway, one of them really pissed me off lo..? He's a malay dude. Umm, he actually nagged/scolded and stared at me, waving his hands cause I was driving, well, slow? What on earth? Who on earth gave him the rights to stare and nag at me? First you can't drive fast, now you can't drive slow? All the more reasons to put another speed limit, 'No driving below 40km/h'. Lousy traffic police. What, your mom ditched you, wife deserted you, kids kahwin lari? Or maybe he's been working as a traffic police for 250million years and never got promoted, and maybe got demoted instead. Well, serves him right. I should've confronted him, but traffic was too bad for me to park my car anywhere. Yea, I know right, piss me off.. Ciss. And they eat our money via taxes.
*Note to readers* When you're interested in being a policeman/woman or a traffic police, don't. You eat my tax and you get on my nerve. That's how you ignite the will to murder someone. I did though. Still mad at that traffic police.. Lousy, I repeat, lousy.
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Anyway, quote of the week : ' Why can't men have strong feminine sides/characteristics? Does that make them less of a man? - Adam Lambert'. Haha, so true! So yea, whenever you're judging on some guys' behaviour, think of his quote. So whhaaat if I have dramatically lesser hair than the rest of the billions of guys out there. I'm still sexy. =P
Hmm, so Aina's party was a blast. First we had barbecued squids, chickens, lambs, burgers and shrimps..? Haha.. That was the first. Anyway, after food, the form 4s started this drama thingy? Hmm.. Still couldn't figure out why they had to play acting. Maybe they're considering it as a career. After that, the long anticipated tossing-people-into-the-pool event started, and it got really wet and messy. Ahh, I wasn't spared either. They just had to dump me in there.. Anyhow, the girls got the worst of it. Especially Rachel, Kah Sim, Yvonne and Marilyn.. Oh yea, Marilyn deserved it. Every single drop of water, she deserved it all. Hahah! Tooth me la! Tooth me summore! =P
Well, guess who got all protective and stayed away from the water. [*Hint : There were 2 of them, 1 male, 1 female. =P*] Ciss... James, on the other hand, was hiding in the house, brahh, coward. Haha.. Umm, and I think it was 10+ when everyone started leaving? So yea, James and I plus Aina were chit chatting till midnight, and had to call it a night cuz Aina's dad was ranting. Mm, anyway, I enjoyed the party. Haha... Aina, thankss! =D
Ahh. 4.30am.. And this mosquito's happily irritating me. Lol, nights!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Mm.. 8th of July. Its one of the very few days where 3 people out of my millions of friends share the same excitement : Their birthday. If this keeps going on, not only that I run out of ideas on gifts, I'll run out of cash as well. Might as well just give them birthday cards, after all, that's wut I always do. =P
Right.. I'm hungry. Transformers 2, still lousy! =P [ Ps : Micheal Jackson's lifelong journey is 3 million times the enjoyment, the excitement, and the feeling of sheer success. Unlike the unsuccessful, overrated transformers 2. Hehe! ]
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Me : Hello?
Malay Dude : Hello, may I speak to Syafiqah?
Me : Syafi-who? Sorry, wrong number.
Malay Dude : Ala, tipu.
Me : Err, wrong number.
Malay Dude : Janganlah tipu..
Me : *Wut on earth?!?!* Ends the call.
Lol, now you see, when a guy is desperate to talk to a girl, that's how things turn out when you dial the wrong number. Hmm, on second thought, I should've acted as if I was Syafiqah. Bwahaha!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
That's the birthday boy in the left. Remember Wilson? Yep.. The dancer from SMK PBP..
Oh well, I wouldn't want to upload more pics. Cuz, yeah, its irrelevant and a waste of time. =D Gee.. And I keep dreaming of the same person night after night. Wut on earth..